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Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$
Jednou byl chlapec který rád četl. Četl vše co se mu dostalo do rukou a rád chodil do svého knihkupectví. Jendoho dne si uvědomil, že přečetl vše, co knihkupectví nabízelo. Zeptal se majitele jestli nemá něco, co nikdy nečetl. Majitel řekl proč, ano, mám a vytáhl knihu s názvem "smrt". Ochotně ji prodal chlapci za 50$.
Varoval chlapce aby se nikdy nedíval na přední stranu. Chlapec se vrátil domů a přečetl knihu, a byl spokojený. Nicméně, vždy přemýšlel co by mohlo být na přední straně. Jednoho dne neodolal pokušení, otočil knihu na přední stranu a upustil knihu hrůzou.
Bylo tam tučně: obvyklá cena 7.99 $
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